Nautical Nostalgia Buff Gifts

"Do you remember when this was a deserted archipelago?"

"Long Johns Silver."

Captain Cuttle consoles his friend

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Cannonball!'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Boat wedding.

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Captain steering house through flood.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Farmer and FIsherman

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Fish or Cut Bait

"Shall I let them breathe."

Lighthouse Beam.

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Fishing boat.

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'Keep pumping Mildred.'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'