Nautical Nostalgia Seekers Gifts

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Boat wedding.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Fishing boat.

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"Shred the plank."

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

The Queen Mary 2: World's largest ocean liner.

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

"Sure, but Mrs. Noah did make some design changes while you were out collecting beasties."

High tide.

Battleship Bingo Night.

"Long Johns Silver."

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

'Your iceberg salad, Captain!'

Small Ads. For Sale :- 'Navy Pram'.

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

"I was in a different place then."

"You look good for your age."

Sailors Scrubbing the Decks

Frederic hides behind a rock

"Let's shake them up and do our version of 'Blowin' in the Wind'."

'I was a stowaway on his cargo ship, and the rest is history.'

Aye, maybe I shouldn't get dressed in the dark.

Naval hospital - parrot comes to visit.

'Jack?! Long time no see! Gimme a high five!'

'Help me get it into the tartar sauce.'

'Well, I for one do not believe common courtesy to the host demands deck shoes.'

'I see lot's of water...'

"We hooked up on one of those 'buoy meets girl' sites."

"Sometimes it sucks to be the Captain."