Nautical Nostalgia Seekers Pillows

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Boat wedding.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Shred the plank."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Fishing boat.

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

High tide.

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

"Sure, but Mrs. Noah did make some design changes while you were out collecting beasties."

The Queen Mary 2: World's largest ocean liner.

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

"Long Johns Silver."

Small Ads. For Sale :- 'Navy Pram'.

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

'Your iceberg salad, Captain!'

"I was in a different place then."

"You look good for your age."

'Help me get it into the tartar sauce.'

Naval hospital - parrot comes to visit.

'Jack?! Long time no see! Gimme a high five!'

"Let's shake them up and do our version of 'Blowin' in the Wind'."

Frederic hides behind a rock

Sailors Scrubbing the Decks

'Well, I for one do not believe common courtesy to the host demands deck shoes.'

'I was a stowaway on his cargo ship, and the rest is history.'

"Sometimes it sucks to be the Captain."

'I see lot's of water...'

"We hooked up on one of those 'buoy meets girl' sites."

Nautical Antiques: We Catch Your Drift