Nautical Nostalgia Lover Pillows

"Let's shake them up and do our version of 'Blowin' in the Wind'."

Fishermen with no catches are told that there were lots of fish caught a few days earlier

'Well, I for one do not believe common courtesy to the host demands deck shoes.'

"I just can't abide having to face the opposite way to which I'm travelling."

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

"Port outbound, starboard home."

"The back flip was a nice touch."

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

"Long Johns Silver."

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

High tide.

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

'This is a dolphin friendly boat.'

'Your iceberg salad, Captain!'

Small Ads. For Sale :- 'Navy Pram'.

Have a very piratical Birthday

Alexander Hopson, retired submarine Commanding Officer.

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

"I was in a different place then."

"You look good for your age."

'Jack?! Long time no see! Gimme a high five!'

'A middle seat?! Just my luck!'

Frederic hides behind a rock

Naval hospital - parrot comes to visit.

'I was a stowaway on his cargo ship, and the rest is history.'

Nautical Antiques: We Catch Your Drift

"Yes, it's me, Captain Nemo. I've gone corporate."