Nautical Nostalgia Seeker Pillows

Bob Becket HMS Pinafore

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Captain steering house through flood.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Lighthouse Beam.

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Fish or Cut Bait

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

Distractions.

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

Pirate captain: 'I'm so embarrassed! I walked around all day with my swash unbuckled!'

"Call me Ishmael."

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'