Nautical Nostalgia Explorer Gifts

'Ralph is in the basement building a ship inside a bottle.'

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Those Were The Days

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Ghostship

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"Long Johns Silver."

High tide.

Battleship Bingo Night.

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

'Lost?! What are you talking about? I'm not lost!'

'Your iceberg salad, Captain!'

"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

"I was in a different place then."

'This really is the road less traveled. I can't find it on my Google Map.'

'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'

"You look good for your age."

'California: Here I come!'

"Let's shake them up and do our version of 'Blowin' in the Wind'."

Frederic hides behind a rock

'Well, I for one do not believe common courtesy to the host demands deck shoes.'

'I was a stowaway on his cargo ship, and the rest is history.'

Period Of Transition

"I found my old college classmates and my college uncovered my old tuition loans!"