Nautical Nostalgia Explorer T-Shirts

'Ralph is in the basement building a ship inside a bottle.'

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Those Were The Days

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Ghostship

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

High tide.

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

"Long Johns Silver."

'Lost?! What are you talking about? I'm not lost!'

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

'Your iceberg salad, Captain!'

"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

"I was in a different place then."

'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'

"You look good for your age."

Frederic hides behind a rock

'Jack?! Long time no see! Gimme a high five!'

"Let's shake them up and do our version of 'Blowin' in the Wind'."

'Well, I for one do not believe common courtesy to the host demands deck shoes.'

Period Of Transition

'I was a stowaway on his cargo ship, and the rest is history.'

"I found my old college classmates and my college uncovered my old tuition loans!"

'California: Here I come!'