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The Adventures of Eric the Lighthouse

"So, what did you used to do?"

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Cannonball!'

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Boat wedding.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Captain steering house through flood.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Farmer and FIsherman

Fish or Cut Bait

"Shall I let them breathe."

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Fishing boat.

Lighthouse Beam.

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

'Keep pumping Mildred.'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

"No, I said to swab the deck!"