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The Adventures of Eric the Lighthouse

"So, what did you used to do?"

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Cannonball!'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Boat wedding.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

Captain steering house through flood.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Farmer and FIsherman

Fishing boat.

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"Shall I let them breathe."

Lighthouse Beam.

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'Keep pumping Mildred.'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

"Call me Ishmael."