Nautical Nostalgic T-Shirts

"I was in a different place then."

"This seafood place is a little too authentic."

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

Parrot on the a Sailor's Epaulettes

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

"Long Johns Silver."

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

High tide.

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

Alexander Hopson, retired submarine Commanding Officer.

'Your iceberg salad, Captain!'

'You say you've passed all your pirate exams?'

"You look good for your age."

"Let's shake them up and do our version of 'Blowin' in the Wind'."

'I was a stowaway on his cargo ship, and the rest is history.'

Naval hospital - parrot comes to visit.

Frederic hides behind a rock

'Well, I for one do not believe common courtesy to the host demands deck shoes.'

'Jack?! Long time no see! Gimme a high five!'

Illustration for 'A Wrinkle for the Coastguard'.

"So, what did you used to do?"

Nautical Antiques: We Catch Your Drift

Doctor telling pirate he has termites in his wooden leg.

"As you were, sailor!"

Seamans' Hospital

"Do you remember when this was a deserted archipelago?"

Flying Dutchman

'After it was decommissioned, I bought it at an auction. I just hope I'll be able to put her on the small lake I live on.'

'I hate these speed boats!!'

Submarine and Mermaid