Nautical Nostalgic T-Shirts

"I was in a different place then."

"This seafood place is a little too authentic."

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

Parrot on the a Sailor's Epaulettes

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

Battleship Bingo Night.

High tide.

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

"Long Johns Silver."

'You say you've passed all your pirate exams?'

'Your iceberg salad, Captain!'

Alexander Hopson, retired submarine Commanding Officer.

"You look good for your age."

'Jack?! Long time no see! Gimme a high five!'

Frederic hides behind a rock

'I was a stowaway on his cargo ship, and the rest is history.'

Naval hospital - parrot comes to visit.

"Let's shake them up and do our version of 'Blowin' in the Wind'."

'Well, I for one do not believe common courtesy to the host demands deck shoes.'

Illustration for 'A Wrinkle for the Coastguard'.

Doctor telling pirate he has termites in his wooden leg.

Nautical Antiques: We Catch Your Drift

"As you were, sailor!"

"So, what did you used to do?"

Seamans' Hospital

Manning the (back) yards.

Flying Dutchman

Submarine and Mermaid

'I hate these speed boats!!'