Nautical Nostalgia Fan Gifts

A sailor refusing to give up his alcohol.

Man falling out of a bathing machine

'After it was decommissioned, I bought it at an auction. I just hope I'll be able to put her on the small lake I live on.'

After a long sea voyage, the 'old salty sea dog' had trouble getting back his land-legs.

'Your iceberg salad, Captain!'

Plugged progress

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Cannonball!'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Captain steering house through flood.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Farmer and FIsherman

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Fish or Cut Bait

Lighthouse Beam.

"Shall I let them breathe."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'Keep pumping Mildred.'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'