Nautical Nostalgia Fan Prints

A sailor refusing to give up his alcohol.

Man falling out of a bathing machine

'After it was decommissioned, I bought it at an auction. I just hope I'll be able to put her on the small lake I live on.'

After a long sea voyage, the 'old salty sea dog' had trouble getting back his land-legs.

'Your iceberg salad, Captain!'

Plugged progress

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Cannonball!'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

Captain steering house through flood.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Farmer and FIsherman

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Lighthouse Beam.

"Shall I let them breathe."

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

'Keep pumping Mildred.'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'