Navy Nostalgia Gifts

Naval hospital - parrot comes to visit.

"As you were, sailor!"

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

'Hardy I see no chips!'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

And when I was in the army, my mother sent me 'don't care' packages

Admiral in the bath.

Battleship Bingo Night.

High tide.

"Long Johns Silver."

'Your iceberg salad, Captain!'

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

"I was in a different place then."

'And this one is for going into an MRI machine -- alone.'

"You look good for your age."

“It’s ok to leave the lid up at home but not on a submarine.”

'Well, I for one do not believe common courtesy to the host demands deck shoes.'

'I was a stowaway on his cargo ship, and the rest is history.'

Frederic hides behind a rock

"Let's shake them up and do our version of 'Blowin' in the Wind'."

The final section of the U.S. Naval Academy exam.

'Jack?! Long time no see! Gimme a high five!'

Nelson had no real sense of direction.

Nautical Antiques: We Catch Your Drift

Illustration for 'A Wrinkle for the Coastguard'.

Doctor telling pirate he has termites in his wooden leg.

'Martha, my battleship sank.'