Navy Nostalgia Pillows

Naval hospital - parrot comes to visit.

"As you were, sailor!"

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

'Hardy I see no chips!'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

"Long Johns Silver."

High tide.

And when I was in the army, my mother sent me 'don't care' packages

Admiral in the bath.

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

'Your iceberg salad, Captain!'

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

"I was in a different place then."

'And this one is for going into an MRI machine -- alone.'

"You look good for your age."

'Well, I for one do not believe common courtesy to the host demands deck shoes.'

Frederic hides behind a rock

“It’s ok to leave the lid up at home but not on a submarine.”

'I was a stowaway on his cargo ship, and the rest is history.'

'Jack?! Long time no see! Gimme a high five!'

"Let's shake them up and do our version of 'Blowin' in the Wind'."

"So, what did you used to do?"

Nelson had no real sense of direction.

Nautical Antiques: We Catch Your Drift

Naval Command 'Innie' and 'Outie'.

Illustration for 'A Wrinkle for the Coastguard'.

'Martha, my battleship sank.'

Doctor telling pirate he has termites in his wooden leg.