Navy Nostalgic Pillows

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

Admiral in the bath.

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

And when I was in the army, my mother sent me 'don't care' packages

High tide.

"Long Johns Silver."

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

'Your iceberg salad, Captain!'

"I was in a different place then."

'And this one is for going into an MRI machine -- alone.'

"You look good for your age."

Frederic hides behind a rock

“It’s ok to leave the lid up at home but not on a submarine.”

'Well, I for one do not believe common courtesy to the host demands deck shoes.'

'I was a stowaway on his cargo ship, and the rest is history.'

Naval hospital - parrot comes to visit.

'Jack?! Long time no see! Gimme a high five!'

"Let's shake them up and do our version of 'Blowin' in the Wind'."

"So, what did you used to do?"

Seagull humour.

Nautical Antiques: We Catch Your Drift

Naval Command 'Innie' and 'Outie'.

Illustration for 'A Wrinkle for the Coastguard'.

Doctor telling pirate he has termites in his wooden leg.

'Martha, my battleship sank.'

Naval Battle off Memphis, Leading to Capture of City