Navy Nostalgic Gifts

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

"Long Johns Silver."

Battleship Bingo Night.

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

High tide.

And when I was in the army, my mother sent me 'don't care' packages

Admiral in the bath.

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

'Your iceberg salad, Captain!'

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

"I was in a different place then."

'And this one is for going into an MRI machine -- alone.'

"You look good for your age."

"Let's shake them up and do our version of 'Blowin' in the Wind'."

“It’s ok to leave the lid up at home but not on a submarine.”

Frederic hides behind a rock

The final section of the U.S. Naval Academy exam.

'Well, I for one do not believe common courtesy to the host demands deck shoes.'

Naval hospital - parrot comes to visit.

'I was a stowaway on his cargo ship, and the rest is history.'

'Jack?! Long time no see! Gimme a high five!'

Illustration for 'A Wrinkle for the Coastguard'.

Doctor telling pirate he has termites in his wooden leg.

Naval Battle off Memphis, Leading to Capture of City

"You know what I'd like to try someday? Landlubbing."

Nautical Antiques: We Catch Your Drift

Naval Command 'Innie' and 'Outie'.

'Martha, my battleship sank.'