Naval Nostalgia Gifts

'Was sir ever in the Navy? Only I've just found sir's hat!'

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'Hardy I see no chips!'

COWMIKAZES

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

On board the MS Hepatology

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

High tide.

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

"Long Johns Silver."

Admiral in the bath.

Horatio Nelson

John Bull Devouring the French Navy

'Your iceberg salad, Captain!'

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

"I was in a different place then."

That foggy, closed-in feeling will dissipate soon, giving you a clear view of what is ahead.

"You look good for your age."

'Well, I for one do not believe common courtesy to the host demands deck shoes.'

Whale lifts up submarine out of the water.

Exempli Gratia.

The 'British Tar' of the Future (The Future of the Navy)

'I was a stowaway on his cargo ship, and the rest is history.'

'Jack?! Long time no see! Gimme a high five!'