Naval Nostalgia Gifts

Submarine Sandwiches. Oh-oh ….Launch countermeasures!

'Was sir ever in the Navy? Only I've just found sir's hat!'

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

'Hardy I see no chips!'

COWMIKAZES

Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

On board the MS Hepatology

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

Admiral in the bath.

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

High tide.

Battleship Bingo Night.

"Long Johns Silver."

Horatio Nelson

John Bull Devouring the French Navy

'Your iceberg salad, Captain!'

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

"I was in a different place then."

That foggy, closed-in feeling will dissipate soon, giving you a clear view of what is ahead.

"You look good for your age."

“It’s ok to leave the lid up at home but not on a submarine.”

"Let's shake them up and do our version of 'Blowin' in the Wind'."

'Jack?! Long time no see! Gimme a high five!'

'I was a stowaway on his cargo ship, and the rest is history.'