Navy Aficionado Gifts

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'It's a U-boat...on a key chain.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Cannonball!'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Servicemen.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Boat wedding.

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Captain steering house through flood.

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Farmer and FIsherman

Lighthouse Beam.

"Shall I let them breathe."

Fishing boat.

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

COWMIKAZES

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'Hardy I see no chips!'

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

'Keep pumping Mildred.'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'