Navy Aficionado Gifts

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'It's a U-boat...on a key chain.'

The final section of the U.S. Naval Academy exam.

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Cannonball!'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Servicemen.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Boat wedding.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Captain steering house through flood.

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Farmer and FIsherman

Fish or Cut Bait

"Shall I let them breathe."

Fishing boat.

Lighthouse Beam.

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

COWMIKAZES

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'Hardy I see no chips!'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

'Keep pumping Mildred.'