Navy Enthusiasts Gifts

'And this one is for going into an MRI machine -- alone.'

"You know what I'd like to try someday? Landlubbing."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Servicemen.

Boat wedding.

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

Captain steering house through flood.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I don't do windows."

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Lighthouse Beam.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

Fishing boat.

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'Hardy I see no chips!'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

COWMIKAZES

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'