Nautical Enthusiasts Gifts

Man - 'Done any Pirating lately me heartie' Reply - 'Narrh, me darn cd burner's on the blink'

'The hook was too dangerous.'

'Ahoy there! We've been adrift for three weeks. Can we come aboard and use your toilet?'

"We hooked up on one of those 'buoy meets girl' sites."

Dinner Aboard an East-India Ship (After Cpt. Francis Marryat)

Boat wedding.

'I see lot's of water...'

"Take him back to the boat. He can still hold a winch handle."

'The lad is the spittin' image of ye, Cap'n.'

Just married - newlyweds drag a waterskier.

'So yaw'r repeatin' the same mistake and expectin' a different outcome?'

Evil Pusskins#5

'Crikey where am I going to get the class case from?!'

Pirate steals stool leg for his own.

The Queen Mary 2: World's largest ocean liner.

A Mother-to-be Boat wearing a Baby arrow here T-shirt saying Dinghy

Gay Pride.

Slow Boat to China.

Fishing boat.

"Don't panic! It's not the virus!"

Lifeboat in a Bottle

Hand Sanitiser in the Middle of the Ocean

Sailors Scrubbing the Decks

"Sure, but Mrs. Noah did make some design changes while you were out collecting beasties."

Oh boy, what do you think they're trying to catch with that?

"Well, I guess this is goodbye!"

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

"Nous approchons de l'ile de paques, capitaine!"

"Other pirates were unaware of Barnacle Jack's side hustle. Aarrr... will ye have one scoop or two?"

'It's a nicotine patch.'

'They're like saltines - leave 'em in the water too long, they get mushy.'

"Land-ho!"

'I understand he's one captain who still goes down.. and I don't mean with his ship.'

'Leave well enough alone. Don't rock the boat!'

'Tonight, sir, on our 428th day, we're having flatbread, rice, and your choice of unicorn stew, unicorn chops or unicorn potpie.'