Maritime Enthusiast Gifts

'The tip of the iceberg.'

"Don't panic - just a temporary crash floe problem."

'Here's mine, water dominates, dress warm as you enter a chilly phrase...'

'Captain! There aren't enough noodles!!' - (Ship- ACME Novelty Co,)

"And tell that b*****d I quit! My life begins today!"

'I thought I heard a horn.'

'Bugger!'

"I quite like the name, but I've been ordered to change it"

"Don't panic, I've instructed the first mate to deploy some flares."

'Before you judge the lookouts too harshly Captain, studies have shown that iceburgs DO tend to look like big, fluffy marshmallows after long sea journeys..."

'What I need now is a good publicist...'

Angry pirate looking at angry parrot (wearing diaper) on his shoulder.

"Pardon me, but we ran out of gas. Can you tow us into shore?"

'Some gobbledegook from the Titanic...LOL...then two hours later, OMG.'

Small boat pulling up a ship's anchor.

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

The tip of the iceberg

Tanked tanker.

"Benson! I hear a ship. . . we're saved!"

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

'Well, sport, the boss couldn't find any more galley slaves, so you're the ship's power back to home port.'

Old sail ship at quay, only mast showing. 'Either the tide's out or that leak's worse'

Francis Drake

"Looks like everyone was fired."

"They say this new exhibit makes you feel like you're right there."

"The foghorn is broken."

Ever Given

Somalian Pirates.

'Hurry! Catch that cruise liner.'

'Next year we're calling it 'The Occasionally Unsinkable Ship'.'

'And remember: this isn't a submarine!'

'Please God, let global warming be real...and fast!!'

'Oh great, I just finished straightening all these.'

'Boat? What boat?'

The cat is happy the Titanic is sinking.