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'The tip of the iceberg.'

"Don't panic - just a temporary crash floe problem."

'Here's mine, water dominates, dress warm as you enter a chilly phrase...'

'Captain! There aren't enough noodles!!' - (Ship- ACME Novelty Co,)

'I thought I heard a horn.'

"And tell that b*****d I quit! My life begins today!"

"I quite like the name, but I've been ordered to change it"

'What I need now is a good publicist...'

'Before you judge the lookouts too harshly Captain, studies have shown that iceburgs DO tend to look like big, fluffy marshmallows after long sea journeys..."

"Don't panic, I've instructed the first mate to deploy some flares."

"Pardon me, but we ran out of gas. Can you tow us into shore?"

Angry pirate looking at angry parrot (wearing diaper) on his shoulder.

'Some gobbledegook from the Titanic...LOL...then two hours later, OMG.'

Small boat pulling up a ship's anchor.

Tanked tanker.

The tip of the iceberg

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

'Well, sport, the boss couldn't find any more galley slaves, so you're the ship's power back to home port.'

Old sail ship at quay, only mast showing. 'Either the tide's out or that leak's worse'

Francis Drake

"Looks like everyone was fired."

"Benson! I hear a ship. . . we're saved!"

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

Somalian Pirates.

'And remember: this isn't a submarine!'

'Next year we're calling it 'The Occasionally Unsinkable Ship'.'

'Please God, let global warming be real...and fast!!'

'Hurry! Catch that cruise liner.'

'Oh great, I just finished straightening all these.'

'Boat? What boat?'

The cat is happy the Titanic is sinking.

'Don't worry. Sponges are standard equipment to soak up tiny puddles.'

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"For the umpteenth time, Majesty...yet, it is indeed, one hell of a moat!"

"What are the odds of it happening again?"