Marine Aficionado Pillows

"Which way to the tug convention, honey?"

Shark food pyramid.

Haircuts on the beach under barberpole striped lighthouse.

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

"Surpri-"

'If anyone misbehaves, you'll be suspended!'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Cannonball!'

Servicemen.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Fish snorkling above water.

Captain steering house through flood.

"I don't do windows."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Farmer and FIsherman

"Shall I let them breathe."

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

Lighthouse Beam.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"He's a keeper!"

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."