Marine Aficionados Pillows

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

Boat wedding.

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"I don't do windows."

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Fishing boat.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"He's a keeper!"

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

Whale Piñata.

Shark food pyramid.

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Making fun of Starfish.

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

Ever Given

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

"I've been at loose ends lately."