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Captain leaves sinking ship.

Exempli Gratia.

'We've been here for years -- We were thrown off 'Love Boat' for fighting.'

"Look, I'm very sorry Judy but I really feel I need a new porpoise in life."

A cruise of captains

Message in a Bottle: Have a Nice Day

Titanic Selfie

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

Boat wedding.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"As I was only saying the other day..."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

Captain steering house through flood.

"I don't do windows."

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Sea weed harvest.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Sperm Whale.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Lighthouse Beam.

Fish or Cut Bait

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

Fishing boat.

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"He's a keeper!"