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Captain leaves sinking ship.

Exempli Gratia.

'We've been here for years -- We were thrown off 'Love Boat' for fighting.'

"Look, I'm very sorry Judy but I really feel I need a new porpoise in life."

A cruise of captains

Message in a Bottle: Have a Nice Day

Titanic Selfie

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Boat wedding.

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

Captain steering house through flood.

"I don't do windows."

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Sea weed harvest.

Fishing boat.

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Lighthouse Beam.

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"He's a keeper!"

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.