Ship Aficionados Pillows

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Boat wedding.

On the brink.

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Titanic: How's my steering.

Fishing boat.

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

"He's a keeper!"

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

Ever Given

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

The Queen Mary 2: World's largest ocean liner.

'The urge to spawn comes from the desire to hear the pitter-patter of tiny fins.'

One of a kind.

"Sure, but Mrs. Noah did make some design changes while you were out collecting beasties."

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

Need tickets.

'What I need now is a good publicist...'

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

'Quit goofing around Harold, the ferry is going to leave soon.'

Noah's Arc "And that's when I realized I had two of everything I needed, right in front of me, this whole time."

Lighthouse switch

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

"Can you start the rain now? I just got hit with the luxury tax for this boat."

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

Captain Thomas Coram.

"You seem like just the kind of guy who would be right at home in one of these fjord explorers."

'Need anything today?'

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

Angry pirate looking at angry parrot (wearing diaper) on his shoulder.