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"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Boat wedding.

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

On the brink.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Fishing boat.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Titanic: How's my steering.

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"He's a keeper!"

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

Ever Given

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

The Queen Mary 2: World's largest ocean liner.

"Sure, but Mrs. Noah did make some design changes while you were out collecting beasties."

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

One of a kind.

'The urge to spawn comes from the desire to hear the pitter-patter of tiny fins.'

Need tickets.

'What I need now is a good publicist...'

'Quit goofing around Harold, the ferry is going to leave soon.'

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

Lighthouse switch

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

Noah's Arc "And that's when I realized I had two of everything I needed, right in front of me, this whole time."

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

Captain Thomas Coram.

'Need anything today?'

Angry pirate looking at angry parrot (wearing diaper) on his shoulder.

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

Sailors Scrubbing the Decks