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"So far we've narrowed the choice of names down to either Fearnaught or HMS Arsekicker."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

On the brink.

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Titanic: How's my steering.

"He's a keeper!"

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

Ever Given

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

'We should talk more.'

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

Need tickets.

'What I need now is a good publicist...'

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

Noah's Arc "And that's when I realized I had two of everything I needed, right in front of me, this whole time."

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

Captain Thomas Coram.

Lighthouse switch

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

"You seem like just the kind of guy who would be right at home in one of these fjord explorers."

Angry pirate looking at angry parrot (wearing diaper) on his shoulder.

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

"He thinks he's located a World War I torpedo boat. What's exciting at your house?"

Ship

Beacon Theatre

"I don't care how traditional it is. On this ship, it's women and children first!"

'And remember: this isn't a submarine!'