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'For heaven's sake; Mrs Van Rensselaer, let go!'

'It's his wife I feel sorry for.'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'When I said get a hobby I meant something like stamps.'

"I don't care how traditional it is. On this ship, it's women and children first!"

"Hey! Get a load of the acoustics."

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"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

Titanic: How's my steering.

'Duty calls madam, a little matter of going down with my ship.'

'Hmph! Another programme trying to grab ratings'

Shanty Ville Recycling Bank

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

On the brink.

'Hi Honey, I'll be a little late.'

"I'm getting to see REAL ships. Mom's going for some pre-naval care."

'Madam, please just smash that damn bottle against the ship.'

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

'...at last I'm saved!'

Captain Thomas Coram.

"Mouse overboard!"

"What about my name?"

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"I don't do windows."

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

Loud mouth bass.