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'Has anyone ever told you, you have the face that could launch a thousand ships?'

'We've had so many funerals - we've run out of ships.'

'Ralph has got a light displacement mind.'

The Ship's Aground on the Shore...

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Cannonball!'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Piracy on a boating lake

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

On the brink.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Captain steering house through flood.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Farmer and FIsherman

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Lighthouse Beam.

"Shall I let them breathe."

Titanic: How's my steering.

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

"He's a keeper!"

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."