Maritime Aficionado T-Shirts

Sailor with a wooden leg leaves his rowboat tied to a pier that is labeled with a disabled parking sign.

Titanic 100th anniversary

'I'm a boat person, but not in the pejorative sense!'

Lord Palmerston sailing a ship through calm seas

'Doc says I'm in ship-shape.'

'Todd here syas our plank is to narrow and may lead to lawsuits.'

Spud U-boat

Titanic swing.

'Another Dutch diversion tactic, sir. They'll be offloading marihuana on the streets of Newcastle as we speak!'

'He cannot sleep at night since he watched that movie about the Titanic.'

The grazing deck of the Titanic.

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Cannonball!'

Servicemen.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Piracy on a boating lake

Boat wedding.

Artifishial Intelligence

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Captain steering house through flood.

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"I don't do windows."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I think it loves us."

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Farmer and FIsherman