Marine Enthusiast Pillows

'I know it sounds weird, Bill, but it's true! When I focus on what I can BRING to the feeding frenzy instead of what I get from it, I feel a whole lot better about myself!'

'Let's start by lowering your dosage of Omega-3.'

Octopus juggling balls.

School of little fish scares big fish

'This whole secret handshake thing was your idea, so YOU figure out how to undo it!'

Whale Watch Tours.

Shark screaming at the sight of a diver.

'Why can't you just get in the water like everyone else?!'

"Sorry, water in my ears! What was that?...sharp?...spark?"

"Technically, it's not an island."

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

"I've got a massive headache."

'He has no sense of proportion.'

"That's definitely the last time I swim close to the Rainbow Warrior."

'Quite frankly, these breathing strips were useless until they made them waterproof.'

"Apparently I'm their new leader!"

"Your eyes do need correcting, but we are going to have to go with contacts!"

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

Fishing Quota - "Oh no! We've gone over the limit."

"These aren't barnacles. Someone stuck their gum down here."

"I suggest you start breathing in more water."

Squid Row.

'Neat hey?! I've managed to fool the whaling-ships for weeks with this disguise...'

Ticket Trout

'Uh...Frank? Ixnay on the bottom-feeder jokes...'

Crab with can openers for pincers

'I'm going in to try to annoy the sharks.'

Diver leaps from water like a dolphin to retrieve a fish.

An octopus eyes off two fish ladies at the Sand Bar - 'Watch out for this one Gloria... he's all arms!'

'Gotta go, Lew, lunch just arrived and I want to beat the frenzy.'

An orca tries to infiltrate the penguin camp.

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

When Fish Go Off

"Trust you to swallow a nuclear submarine."

Shark paints 'Swim Lane' on side of buoy.'