Marine Enthusiast Gifts

'I know it sounds weird, Bill, but it's true! When I focus on what I can BRING to the feeding frenzy instead of what I get from it, I feel a whole lot better about myself!'

'Let's start by lowering your dosage of Omega-3.'

Octopus juggling balls.

School of little fish scares big fish

'This whole secret handshake thing was your idea, so YOU figure out how to undo it!'

'Can't we all just get a lung?'

'Why can't you just get in the water like everyone else?!'

Shark screaming at the sight of a diver.

Whale Watch Tours.

"Technically, it's not an island."

"Sorry, water in my ears! What was that?...sharp?...spark?"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

Ineffective Jellyfish Tactics

Fishing Quota - "Oh no! We've gone over the limit."

'Quite frankly, these breathing strips were useless until they made them waterproof.'

"Your eyes do need correcting, but we are going to have to go with contacts!"

"That's definitely the last time I swim close to the Rainbow Warrior."

'He has no sense of proportion.'

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

"I've got a massive headache."

"Apparently I'm their new leader!"

'Uh...Frank? Ixnay on the bottom-feeder jokes...'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'Fine. If you won't tell me which pair looks best with my new appendages, I guess I'll just have to buy all THREE!'

'Gotta go, Lew, lunch just arrived and I want to beat the frenzy.'

Diver leaps from water like a dolphin to retrieve a fish.

Solar eels.

Squid Row.

When Fish Go Off

"Trust you to swallow a nuclear submarine."

'I'm going in to try to annoy the sharks.'

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

Ticket Trout

'Neat hey?! I've managed to fool the whaling-ships for weeks with this disguise...'

Shark paints 'Swim Lane' on side of buoy.'