Marina Enthusiast Gifts

'Times must be getting tough -- some of our customers are asking how much they cost.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

When laundry ruled the waves.

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Turtle Hat

"We’re a lending aquarium."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

Try me/try me/try me...

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Privates Beach"

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'Slip Ahoy!'

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Fish snorkling above water.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Captain steering house through flood.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"I don't do windows."

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth