Marina Enthusiast Prints

'Times must be getting tough -- some of our customers are asking how much they cost.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

When laundry ruled the waves.

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

Try me/try me/try me...

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"Privates Beach"

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

Dolphin friendly tuna

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

Turtle Hat

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Captain steering house through flood.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth