Marine Sports Enthusiast Prints

Guide to Ice Hockey Fish

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Mind the whale, dear."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Fish snorkling above water.

Captain steering house through flood.

"I don't do windows."

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Fish or Cut Bait

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

Lighthouse Beam.

Batman O' War

Sperm Whale.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

COWMIKAZES

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"He's a keeper!"