Marine Sports Enthusiast T-Shirts

Guide to Ice Hockey Fish

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Mind the whale, dear."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

Fish snorkling above water.

Captain steering house through flood.

"I don't do windows."

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Lighthouse Beam.

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"He's a keeper!"

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

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