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Well, hurry up, then! You should have gone before we evolved.

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

Boat wedding.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"I don't do windows."

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Sperm Whale.

Fishing boat.

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

Batman O' War

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

"He's a keeper!"

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

Shark food pyramid.

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Whale Piñata.

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

Ever Given

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

Making fun of Starfish.

"I've been at loose ends lately."

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'