Marine Life Aficionados T-Shirts

"Get a good look at them but don't get too close. They are small but dangerous."

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

'On second thoughts guys, I might just pass on the frenzy today. You two enjoy, okay.'

'It's only a sport if they have a jaw of massive, razor-sharp teeth as well.'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"He was a sea rescue."

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"They're so like us."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Batman O' War

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'They call me Portugese Man of War, but I'm really just a jellyfish of love.'

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

Dolphin

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

Whale Piñata.

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

Sea Change.

Stop Human Footing

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

Fast Food Fly-Thru

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'