Marine Life Aficionados Pillows

"Get a good look at them but don't get too close. They are small but dangerous."

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

'On second thoughts guys, I might just pass on the frenzy today. You two enjoy, okay.'

'It's only a sport if they have a jaw of massive, razor-sharp teeth as well.'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"He was a sea rescue."

"They're so like us."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

Dolphin

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Whale Piñata.

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

Stop Human Footing

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Sea Change.

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

Fast Food Fly-Thru

One of a kind.

'The urge to spawn comes from the desire to hear the pitter-patter of tiny fins.'