Marine Life Fanatics Pillows

With attendance falling, aquariums are turning to alternate sources of revenue.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"Mind the whale, dear."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"He was a sea rescue."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"They're so like us."

"The unlucky lemming"

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

Batman O' War

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'They call me Portugese Man of War, but I'm really just a jellyfish of love.'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

Dolphin

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

Whale Piñata.

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"These kids and their shellfies..."

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

Lovers scuba diving