Marine Life Admirers Pillows

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

"They're so like us."

"He was a sea rescue."

Kids today!

'Where are the live bait articles? I wanna read about live bait!'

Turtle Bartender to a dolphin: 'Oh, and don't go sitting next to those two in the corner mister. They're not dolphin friendly.'

Whale

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"Mind the whale, dear."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Dolphin friendly tuna

"The unlucky lemming"

"Scuba cow"

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

How Swordfish Are Born

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"