Marine Life Admirers Gifts

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

"They're so like us."

"He was a sea rescue."

Kids today!

'Where are the live bait articles? I wanna read about live bait!'

'I love poetry and adore the theatre but watch any wildlife documentary and it's 'killer this, killer that'...'

Turtle Bartender to a dolphin: 'Oh, and don't go sitting next to those two in the corner mister. They're not dolphin friendly.'

Whale

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"Mind the whale, dear."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Technically, it's a mammal."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"The unlucky lemming"

"Scuba cow"

Dolphin friendly tuna

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Batman O' War

How Swordfish Are Born

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

I'm not evolving - I just thought I should lower my salt intake.