Marine Life Admirer Gifts

'Oh my god, Larry, you gotta try this.'

"Don't listen. It's a red herring."

"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."

Pod-pod.

Walrus brushing its teeth.

"I just wanted to say I've always been a big fan."

Hammerhead sharks enjoying widescreen TV

'Why am I up here? How do expect your species to avoid extinction, if you don't evolve and adapt to walking on land?'

'Hi,I'm Stingray and this is my wife,Stingdoris.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"I can't read any ingredients. Is it all natural?"

Punk fish

Whale Blowing Bubbles.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"Reverse Course! Mayday! Mayday!"

'What SPF do you use?'

Starfish doing the wave.

'Oh boy - Sushi!'

'Great. He's adding angel fish. Now we've gotta swim a straight line.'

"How's the game of hide and seek going?"

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

'Ok, ok, see that's what I mean. See that zig-zag pattern? That's why they all think you're gay!'

"Wait -- can I be enormous spoon tonight?"

"No, you can't have the giant squid section unti I'm done with it."

Whale

'Now if I could only find a bottle of white wine.'

"It's okay to have a bad day."

"What a coincidence! I too enjoy long scuttles on the beach!"

That one looks like a Mod-V ST190 bass boat

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go pee where you live.

I'm not evolving - I just thought I should lower my salt intake.

"So you're those dolphins. We've been getting your mail!"

"If they're swimming they're seafood. If they're on surfboards they're not."

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"