Boat Life Admirer Gifts

"Smoothest sailing I ever experienced."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Scuba cow"

"He was a sea rescue."

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

Dolphin friendly tuna

"They're so like us."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

How Swordfish Are Born

Fishing Boat Derby

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

I'm not evolving - I just thought I should lower my salt intake.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

"I'll have a man overboard!"

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Making fun of Starfish.

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

'Ben!'

'Check it out: I can look you in the eyes!'

"It's over between us, Kevin, I've met a most wonderful cod!"

'Really? — the 'Carpe Diem'?'