Boat Life Admirer Mugs

"Smoothest sailing I ever experienced."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Scuba cow"

"He was a sea rescue."

"They're so like us."

Dolphin friendly tuna

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

How Swordfish Are Born

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Fishing Boat Derby

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

"I'll have a man overboard!"

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

Making fun of Starfish.

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

'Really? — the 'Carpe Diem'?'

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

"It's over between us, Kevin, I've met a most wonderful cod!"

"They say the early bird gets the worm, but something's rotten in Denmark with this scenario!"

'Check it out: I can look you in the eyes!'