Lake Life Admirer Gifts

'Ben!'

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Piranhaclaus

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"Scuba cow"

"She's just being Koi."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

Dolphin friendly tuna

"They're so like us."

"He was a sea rescue."

Fish talking about fisherman

'Come out with your fins up!'

Loud mouth bass.

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

"And would you like flies with that?"

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Maybe next time you won't drink so much lake water."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

How Swordfish Are Born

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

Go jump in the lake!

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."