Lake Life Admirer Gifts

'Ben!'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Piranhaclaus

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Scuba cow"

Dolphin friendly tuna

"She's just being Koi."

"He was a sea rescue."

"They're so like us."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Fish talking about fisherman

'Come out with your fins up!'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

"And would you like flies with that?"

Loud mouth bass.

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Maybe next time you won't drink so much lake water."

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

How Swordfish Are Born

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

Go jump in the lake!

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'