Lake Life Lover Gifts

Man's fishing rod has caught a water skier.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"The unlucky lemming"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'Come out with your fins up!'

Fish talking about fisherman

Loud mouth bass.

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

"Maybe next time you won't drink so much lake water."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

Go jump in the lake!

Desert Island Fantasies

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

'You are doing it wrong.'