Lake Life Enthusiast Gifts

"Maybe next time you won't drink so much lake water."

Water Skiing Accidents.

Bring your own inflatable.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Marco ..."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

'Come out with your fins up!'

Fish talking about fisherman

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

Loud mouth bass.

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

Lifesaver!

Go jump in the lake!

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

'You are doing it wrong.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"I don't mind you spending the weekend at the lake with the boys, but don't push your luck by bringing home fish."

Canadian Canoe.

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'