Lake Lover Gifts

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

Man sitting on bank pulling fishing rod out of water with sign from fish saying 'How stupid do you think we are?'

'You are doing it wrong.'

"At least I'm prepared!"

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

Most experienced fishermen know better than to get involved in staring contests.

'Come out with your fins up!'

Fish talking about fisherman

'I'm going to like this lake.'

"See? I told you it was possible to mix business with pleasure."

Fish to beat up man: 'Go on home, Rupert ... you put up a good fight.'

Go jump in the lake!

Beautiful lake front property/Disgusting lake rear property

A man fishing see a sign on a billboard: Did You Forget Mother's Day?

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Gone fishin' '.

'Don't you think it's a little - I don't know - spooky that the boat rental guy keeps showing us out to the middle of the lake then hauling us back?'

'Beats me how they want to call that skinny dipping?'

'Let me know if you notice the water level going down.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Loch Ness Monster Submits Vote For 'Aye'

"I don't know. I guess you mount it on the back of your car."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'The fish only bite twice a day here, once before we get here and again after we leave.'

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

'Yes, the fish are biting...'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

'Do not eat the fisherman!'

'Just where did you get these worms anyway?'

'Right on time. The solunar tables said the bigmouths would start feeding a 10;45 A:M.'

'I'm terribly sorry I lost the paddles, Melvin.'

"I'll never forget one day last July- it started right off."