Lake Lover Gifts

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

Man sitting on bank pulling fishing rod out of water with sign from fish saying 'How stupid do you think we are?'

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'You are doing it wrong.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

"At least I'm prepared!"

"See? I told you it was possible to mix business with pleasure."

'I'm going to like this lake.'

Fish talking about fisherman

'Come out with your fins up!'

Most experienced fishermen know better than to get involved in staring contests.

"I don't know. I guess you mount it on the back of your car."

Loch Ness Monster Submits Vote For 'Aye'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'Let me know if you notice the water level going down.'

'Beats me how they want to call that skinny dipping?'

'Don't you think it's a little - I don't know - spooky that the boat rental guy keeps showing us out to the middle of the lake then hauling us back?'

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Gone fishin' '.

A man fishing see a sign on a billboard: Did You Forget Mother's Day?

Beautiful lake front property/Disgusting lake rear property

Go jump in the lake!

Fish to beat up man: 'Go on home, Rupert ... you put up a good fight.'

"I'll never forget one day last July- it started right off."

'I'm terribly sorry I lost the paddles, Melvin.'

'Right on time. The solunar tables said the bigmouths would start feeding a 10;45 A:M.'

'Just where did you get these worms anyway?'

'Do not eat the fisherman!'

'You're being unreasonable,Fred. I can't help it if your 22-pound bass slipped out of my hands.'.

'Yes, the fish are biting...'

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

'Hey ,Mom. I just souped up Dad's outboard motor.'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

'The fish only bite twice a day here, once before we get here and again after we leave.'