Lover Of Lake Life Gifts

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'Come out with your fins up!'

Fish talking about fisherman

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Loud mouth bass.

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

"Maybe next time you won't drink so much lake water."

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

Go jump in the lake!

Watching Sea Life.

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

'You are doing it wrong.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

Canadian Canoe.

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

"I don't mind you spending the weekend at the lake with the boys, but don't push your luck by bringing home fish."

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

'Come on, I'll show you a nice string of fish.'